Let's be honest here, dudes. We're absolutely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We drink too much. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're headed for a wall.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and stopped making excuses?
“Two. Designed for Your Pleasure"
You guys know about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of action that gets your blood pumping. No room for pussies here, only those who want it all. We're talking about getting dirty and feeling every bit of the action.
- Dump that shitty stuff you’ve been seeing.
- That where the real excitement is.
- Take what you deserve: a wild, powerful night.
We're not asking. We’re just telling you the reality.
Guys: Please Nail You know Immediately Tonight
Look, I'm not Messing around. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Satisfaction. Don't Screw around with Small talk, just Get in there already. I'm Ready and waiting for you to Tear this place up.
Don't be a chicken, I know read more you want to.
Seriously! These Guys {Want to Fuck Me|Have It Out With Me Sexually
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Read a Room. I've been trying to Make it Clear, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Won't Leave Me Alone . It's getting {ReallyCreepy.
- I Really Need To Get a Restraining Order.
- For Real| This is getting Way Too Intense.
Honestly, I just want to Go About My Day in Peace! Is that too much to ask?
Bro's crank Hell Wild
Tonight, we're gonna make it rain. I'm talking about a legendary sesh. We gotta crank it up and live it up. I've got {a playlist on fire|some banging tunes that will keep us moving.
We're gonna rage all night long. So, are you ready to have a blast?
Let's make this a night to remember.
Screw It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- A few drinks will clear things up.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.
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